24 May 2009

Haiku Sunday: Game 44 Unfair Win Shares

Angels and Dodgers
Not a Dan Brown film event
Just baseball with Vin

Belisario
five syllables and five outs
perfect symmetry

Big bad Jon Broxton
Line drive outs scare in the ninth
Strike outs rule the tenth

Russell J. Martin
Where is the golden power?
At least you doubled

Lackey lacks a win
Because Shields could not hold it
Blake singled one in

Pierre knows the drill
three and oh, three and one, take
three and two was low

No Arredondo
Pierre is not a slugger
Why would you walk him?

Thirty and fourteen
The Dodgers are in the clouds
Simply amazing


Unfair Win Shares ( Dodgers )

Belisario -- 1
Broxton -- 1
Blake -- 1


Unfair Loss Shares ( Angels )

Shields -- 1
Arredondo -- 1
Matthews -- 1

1 comment:

Griffster said...

No Arredondo
Pierre is not a slugger
Why would you walk him?

That cracked me up. :-D